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AUTUMN DUTSON:

Human (deceased); a nature loving goth who, despite having found the world's first permanent purple hair dye, is not overly chuffed about it... on account of being dead.

VINCENT TRESLOTHAN:

Human (deceased); formally a zookeeper at a local zoo (well, let's face it - it's very hard to be a zookeeper anywhere other than at a zoo).  He's rather opinionated; but those opinions now seem increasingly irrelevant, on account of the fact that he's dead.

JUSTIN BROWN

Human (deceased); ex-boyfriend of Alice Dutson.   Naïve yet pompous; lazy but ambitious; possibly schizophrenic.  Keen smoker.  Obsessed with hang-gliding; you have been warned…

PRETTY FLUFFTAIL

Vole (deceased); and not really bothered about it that much. Has a mouth like a whole network of sewers. His real beef about being dead is that there don't seem to be that many lady-voles around; which is a shame, as he's got a lot to offer them.  At least, he thinks he has.  Still, there's always that nice Autumn lady...

LADY FATBALL

Bluetit (deceased); and missing her hubby terribly.  Please do be careful to watch your p's and q's if you should ever speak to her, as she's very particular about that sort of thing; and she's easily offended.  Very easily offended.  She has a shorter fuse than a stick of dynamite, that's had the fuse-bit cut off.  You have been warned.

LORD MURETH

Buzzard (deceased); a natural pessimist... but much saner than the rest of them.  Has an almost encyclopaedic knowledge about, oooooh, lots of things... most of which is invariably wrong.

SNOWY

Wolf (deceased); big, powerful, furry, loyal, stubborn, aggressive; he behaves as though being dead was just a minor, barely noticeable inconvenience.  Acts before he thinks; which usually results in lots of blood.  Again, you have been warned.

RASHNU

Angel; a power crazed, ambitious psychopath who will stop at nothing to achieve his goal: the love of a bloated, corpulent lady-angel named Epititioch.  She has plans for Rashnu which have the gravest repercussions. 

PETE

Angel; works on the front line of Heaven, and is constantly at odds with Rashnu as to how the reception area should be run.  A progressive, almost liberal angel; but cross him at your peril.

AMITIEL

Angel; works for both Pete and Rashnu, and hates it.  Is good at his job, but is frequently overwhelmed by the chaos that surrounds him. 

SHARON

Wereangel; transports customers between Farshore (the reception area) and Heaven proper.  Hirsute and proud of it.

SHARON

Wereangel; hang on, haven’t we done him already?

SHARON

Wereangel; the Ancient Greeks were wrong.

URIEL

Angel; constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  Suffers from chronic hydrophobia.  Can be prone to violence…

JEREMY & VANESSA

Bacteria; long suffering workers on the front line.  Have surprising workplace skills for unicellular life-forms.

ARTHUR PENDRAGON

Human (deceased) - legendary King of the Britons; and bored to tears.

 

BOUDICA

Human (deceased) - Warrior Queen of the Iceni.  Has spent most of the last two thousand years trying to make a sword from brittle plastic twigs...

 

THOMAS BECKET

Human (deceased)  - Archbishop of Canterbury, having a somewhat belated crisis of faith.  Fortunately, his thousand year old hairshirt brings him some comfort.

 ... and many, many more....